Some Ninjago snakes Oneshot fanfic script thingy

Snakes on a plane

Ninjago Airport, a bustling station of a thousand commuters each day. With everyone being so busy, virtually no one seems to notice four suspicious cloaked figures dragging long tails behind them.

Skales
I can't believe I agreed to this.

Acidicus
Trust me! I did my research and I know where to find evil bees! We need to go to Africa. So we can smuggle an African Killer bee!

Skales
do you have any idea how far it is?

Acidicus
It will be worth it. I promise.

Fangtom
I got the tickets. It was hard to convince the ticket guy that I was normal. Why couldn't you get them, Skales?

Skales
Because I had my doubts. But now that they cleared up I'm willing to go on with this after all.

Acidicus
Yes!

Skalidor
Where are our seats?

Fangtom
Row 4 A through D

Skalidor
Awesome! first class!

Gate

Man
. Here, enjoy your flight.

Fangtom
Ah!

Skales
What is it?

Fangtom
I just noticed that there was a smudge on the ticket. We're in row 14.

Skalidor
No!!!! We get the coach seats!!? Skales, Please?

Skales
I'll take care of it.

Later, the plane takes off.

Skalidor
Finally First class!

Skales
You're welcome.

Acidicus
Nice job on getting us the entire first class cabin!

Skales
We need to stretch out our tails. Now I wish not to be bothered.

P.A.
We will soon begin beverage service.

One hour later

Skales
Hey! What happened to OUR beverage service?

Attendant
I'm sorry, but you said you didn't want to be bothered. Would you like to order now?

Skales sighs.

One minute later

Attendant
I'm sorry, but we do not serve snakes on this flight.

Skalidor
Why didn't you say that earlier!?

Attendant
Because you four raided the home of the pilot three months ago.

Fangtom
The discrimination!

All snakes look to Skales with pleading eyes,

Skales
You can't be serious...

Pause.

Skales
Fine. (To flight attendant) Hey, you.

Two hours later Skales covers his eyes with a blanket.

Fangtom
But you just stared. How could you suddenly get a migrane?

Skales
It's the altitude. J-just leave me be for a few hours...

Skalidor
Whoa! There's so many clouds!

Skales
Close all the windows! The light is hurting me!

Acidicus
Hey Skales can you hypnotize--

Skales jumps up, uncovering his eyes which appear pale, bloodshot (in an ironic sense), and swollen.

Skales
WHAT!!!??

The other three generals scream.

Acidicus
Nevermind! Never Mind!!

Skalidor
How scary...

Fangtom
Could this be....pinkeye?

Hours later in Africa

Skalidor
Okay we're here, Skales' eyes arent swollen anymore, what's next?

Acidicus
All we need is one bee and then we go home.

Skales
Why only one?? Why not an entire swarm?

Acidicus
That's too dangerous and even if we did get a swarm, customs won't let us bring a whole hive.

Fangtom
And?

Acidicus
Once we get it home, we release it where it will mate with the domestic Ninjago killer Bees and in a few months, we will have evil Africanized Ninjago Killer Bees swarming the unsuspecting people of Ninjago.

Skalidor
You mean to say Ninjago already has killer bees?

Acidicus
Somewhere in the toxic bogs. I think someone was making a bee farm, but yeah, there are killer bees in Ninjago. Of course, they aren't evil, but once we get our bee home, they'll be evil for sure!

Fangtom
What if, on the off chance two negatives become positive...and the bees we get aren't so evil after all?


Generals are silent...

Acidicus
G-Genetics! It's all in the genetics! What's dominant remains dominant and what's recessive will remain recessive! It can't fail! I thought of everything!

Skales
One last question, given that approaching an entire swarm is dangerous, how do we get an African Killer Bee safely? And what do we do if we get stung?

Acid
You hypnotize them.

Skales
Pinkeye is severely damaging to a hypnobrai stare. I can't do squat for a week.

Acidicus
(Sheepishly)
Then everything up to now was all for nothing.

Skalidor
How did you get pinkeye? You never had it before.

Skales
(Sighs)
Skalidor....your memory is broken. Everyone back on the plane.

Fangtom
Wait! We got here by hypnotizing a lot of people! If Skales can't do anything, aren't we stranded?

Skalidor
(Smirking)
Who's memory is broken now?

Epilogue
The generals are stranded somewhere in Egypt, which is probably not the ideal place to find an African Killer Bee. Desperate to fly home, the snakes hang out for a week in the desert and as soon as Skales' pinkeye went away, they all managed to return to the same plane safely...but to their surprise, the crew was still under their command, so adding more to the frustration, waiting a whole week in Africa was a total waste.

Later on the plane trip home, the snakes are watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Acidicus
I wonder if Bees are migratory...

Fangtom
They can't possibly migrate over the ocean.

Skalidor
Could they carry a coconut by the husk if an entire swarm were to perform the same action? Or could that only work for African Bees Only?

Skales
(Frustrated)
Where in Africa would you be able to find a stupid COCONUT?

Generals are silent.

Acidicus
Huh...good point.

Silence again and Skales sighs in relief.

Fangtom
Madagascar! What about Madagascar?

Acidicus
Oh yeah!

Skalidor
Do you think they could migrate to Egypt and back?

Skales
Would you all just SHUT UP!!!??